December 2011
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This tumblr is fucking awesome, if you need to...
Unless you have a shitty sense of humor… (or don’t enjoy alcohol and sarcasm as much as I do. I figured I’d just link instead of reblog fucking everything.)
http://glitteremergency.tumblr.com/
I went to bed at 7:30 so I could get 12 hours of...
It was genius until I woke up at 1am, wide awake. Awesome..
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Damnit, I can't find this picture with a girl in a...
I want it for my inspo wall.
Because I need more inspiration for dressing like the morning after you fucked a stoner.
cosmo tip #121
expertcosmotips:
Building up anticipation can be hot! Invite your man over and then lock him alone in your room without food or water for hours. All that time thinking about the hot, hot sex waiting for him when you return will be sure to get him really riled up!
“Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.”
– Red, That 70’s Show
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those who get drunk and tend to cry alone should...
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Just say "no" so I can move on.
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You can be the boss, daddy, you can be the boss.
Tastes like a keg party, back on the sauce.
You know that I like, like you a lot.
Don’t let it stop, don’t let it stop.
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I swear to baby Christ
itsaruse:
If I send one more god damn e-mail that can be summed up to “Here’s that document you wanted” and then forget to actually attach the document I’m going to kill myself.
GMAIL knows when you don’t attach it, if you include the word “attached” in your sentence. It’s scary.
