"Very insulting, what you said about my coat. It’s made outta yo mama’s pubic hair."
— Dave Chappelle
"You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list."
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
…and God said you may choose mental stability or you may choose this long shiny hair and badass metabolism. I chose the latter.
WHERE SHOULD I GO FOR SPRING BREAK?
That won’t get me abducted and/or murdered.
